For any chooper fans out there, check out this kick ass bike:


That bike just kicks so much ass...WCC and OCC (except theme bikes) have nothing on that bad boy...It even has spinners for wheels...

So anywho, I've been thinking of making a chopper style bicycle for a while, then I saw the above chopper...it blew my mind and made me change my whole thought processes of what a chopper bike should be...if they can make a down-tube less motorcycle, I could build a regular pedal bike the same way. SO I've been drawing up some drawings for one...gonna have disc brakes with hidden lines, trail arm style rear suspension, maybe a covered springer front suspension, and who knows what else...Will it ever get built? Probably not. But I sure as hell hope I can...big pimpin' baby...

yee-haw...

Altighty, I got done with the Scion Xb chop...I'm really pleased with the results....I also have it avalaible as a 1072x768 or what ever screen size it is, wall paper. Same pic, just blown-up a lil' bit, rearanged for desktop use, and web address added (Von Dutch, Scion, and here). Yee-haw:
Finished Scion

Photoshop Phun-
Just a few recent chops I"ve done...not yet on the Photoshops page, just on here....

OK, I didn't do the initial chop, just cleaned it up a bit:
SVT ST

These last two are all me-
F-150 Lightning Concept

A work in progress-
Scion Xb

Word of the day: shat.

Past tense and past participle of shit.

But you never hear anyone use it. I think it's time to be proper...no long say "I shitted", say "I shat". I think it sounds better....but thats just me.

What's the best drinking game ever? Kings, heres how you play:

You'll need a deck of cards, drinks (shots if you want to get drunk fast, otherwise beer), a table, a glass, and some friends. Shuffle and spread the cards out on the table. You take turns choosing a card from the pile...and then you must do what the card says:

A-8: Number of shots you can assign to someone, or you can split them up....split them up wrong (ie you grab 7 and assign 8 shots), and you must take the number of shots shown on the card.

9: This one is tricky, so pay attention...the person who drew the card starts counting at 1, the next person says 2, etc. When you reach a multiple of 9, or a number that goes evenly into 9, the direction of the number counting reverses. Whoever messes up has to take either 9 or 1 shot...depends on how hard of stuff your drinking. This one gets interesting when everyone has a few shots in them...

10: Social drink, everyone takes a shot.

J: The chooser picks a topic, like states, countries, etc., everyone must name something on that topic. First person to mess up or take too long takes a shot.

Q: The chooser makes up a gesture rule. Whenever they do that gesture throughout the game, everyone must do it (ie., hands on the table, finger in the nose), the last person to do it takes a shot.

K: The chooser gets to make up a rule, like no cussing, no looking at who your speaking too, whenever someone breaks the rule they take a shot. OR you can disband another rule made under the Kings rule.

One more rule-
The flower rule: You discard your cards by placing them on top of a glass in the center of the table, whenever someone knocks the cards off, they must take a shot of everyone elses drink, or a shot of thiers for all you germaphobes or people who are sick.

All made up rules do NOT follow through to the next game. There you have it, the best drinking game ever. Sounds complicated, and it is for the first game, but it gets easier the more you do it, and more difficult. Have fun, and dont drink and drive...we got enough morons doing that as it is...

Got a new mod.....painted my tail lamps all one color. They blend in nicely with the truck.

I got a new spiffy projects page coming up....just gotta work the bug out of it, so uh, yeah...look for it....

Oh yeah, and a whole new project is on the way...so look for that too...so yeah....good stuff.

BTW, HiFi Buys respectfully declined my employment...bastards...see if I ever shop there again (actaully, I will shop there again, great guys and stuff).

Things that suck:

1. Exclamation points.
These freakin things piss me off. OK, THEY dont piss me off, but the people who overuse them. One exclamation point per paragraph is plenty. Anymore is overkill. Running a string of them together is useless too. Why anyone with more then 3 brain cells would use more then one the signify an extreme feeling is beyond me. My 5 brain cells can't comprehend the mental function of those with fewer then me. Although I can comprehend the proccesses of those with more than I. Don't ask how it works, it just does, trust me. The only exception is alternating question and exclamation marks, with the question mark appearing first and last.

2. Stairs.
Yeah, those suck too. Why? so much work for so little gain. Espically those really steep stairs....those suck the worst. If you've ever been in a Navy boat, you know what I mean. Watch those overhangs. Steps are fine, as long as there are no more then 5 in a row. More then 5 qualifies them as steps, and they suck. Five or less and your OK with me. If it were up to me, there'd be no more stairs. Poof, all gone. Replaced by escalators and elevators. Escalators are great, they can never break, only stop moving. But then they become stairs and procede to suck. So if your on one level and need to get to another level and the escalator and elevator are stuck, you stay on that level. Your business can wait.

I just got some bad news....apparently a friend of mine was out driving, ran off the road and hit a tree. Luckily he was unhurt and is OK. But his Jeep is a total loss. A real shame, that was a cool ass Jeep. Solar Yellow, Sport, sound bar, 33" tires, tube bumpers, trailer hitch, fog lights, etc. Great looking Jeep...so heres to you buddy...and a picture of the unfortunate Jeep.



ChrisJeep:

The job hunt continues.......applied to three places today...more tomorrow, lets hope I get some call backs.

OK, so I gotta get a job...I really want to get hired as a car audio installer, but I doutb I will. SOmethign about 'experience'.....whatever that is...lol. Looking at a few places. If I don't get hired on as an installer, I'll have to work with the general public...we all know how much tehy suck. But I gots to do what I gots to do.

I'm coming along on an idea for a custom sub box/console. Heres a pic of my idea: sub box/console. Check it out and let me know what you think.

Songs playing:
Angels Sun by Sevendust
Lullaby by A Perfect Circle

Music-
We all listen to it, but not of us appreciate it. And we should we? All it can do is lift us when sad...bring us down when mad...bring a bad trip back from the brink...and generally just make us fell like trashing stuff, or make us stand tall and proud for our country. I say let it play, let it blast, wake the neighbors. Cause if they do'nt get it, fuck them.

Song listened to as I wrote this: Township Rebellion by Rage Against the Machine.

ok, so my ass isn't as lazy as I thought....I go all the Truck Stuff menu done...and only two links on the Other Stuff, the rest are broken. But in my testing I forgot I didn't have a link back home......I'm gonna have to fix that.........ooopsie....

So my friend and I were talking the other day....he came up with a whole new word of curse: "fuckle". OK, so it's not NEW, new, but a variation....but different none the less. Use it just as you would fuck, fucks, or fucked. So "go fuck yourself" becomes "go fuckle yourself". Catchy, eh? It doesn't work in all cases though, like "she's fucking beautiful" doesn't become "she's fuckeling beautiful"....just doesn't work. But for all other instances of fuck, it'll probably work. Use it. Abuse it. Blame others.


Oh, and disregard the menu for now....I"m still writing up all the code for the upgraded one, hopefully be up in a few days. But probably not.