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29.1.04

boooo...

I was painfully reminded today that the hideous 'holiday' known as Valentines' Day is coming up....aka Singles Awareness and Depression Day. All it does is remind single people how depressingly alone they are. Since I have always been single on V-Day, and not once have I ever had an admirer, or been asked to be someones Valentine. Therefore I must take a stand against this 'holiday' whoes sole purpose is commercial. There is a loose religous theme to it, but lets face it, it's only there to make people buy insane amounts of chocolate, candy, roses, gold, and diamonds, oh, and the ubiquitous and mandatory card. I say fuck it all, forget Hallmark's Holiday, forget the fantasies, forget the love that will never be and get back to our normal dreary, grey winter existance.

27.1.04

police drama, cali style

So whats the best show on TV thats pretty damn cool and insanely lame at the same time? CHiPs, thats what. Every episode theres a chick in a bikini, car chases, explosions, crashes, and everything that makes action movies cool, but with out the underlying love story, usually. Although at the same time it's lame as hell. Bad acting, bad fake motorcycle driving, bad almost everything else. Very cool and very lame at the same time, something I thought only I was able to acheive, although I still do it better, so suck on that Ponch.

26.1.04

50 things we wish girls knew and followed

This is a pretty complete and comical list of things that we, as guys, wish females knew and followed. It's scary true too. There are a few that are my favorite, I"m not telling which ones....50 things he wishes you knew...


(#'s 1-50 BTW are my fave)

22.1.04

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am HOward DEAN! I am THE MAN! Ha-HA-ha-HAAA! My enimies will tremble in my WRATH! So yeah, that Howard Dean guy's speech was somethign else. He was 2 seconds away from cardiac arrest it looked....either that or he had a giant somethign or other up his ass. I think that outburst didn't help him any, who knows. Between Dean and Bush, I choose chaotical anarchy.

21.1.04

nicotine, valium, vicoden, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol

Who doesn't want a little of that? I thought so. I think we found six sins the bible missed, good times. Anywho, updated the wallpaper page, the music page (still not done), and the photoshops page. Yay for me.

16.1.04

acceleration, a lesson in dynamics

*One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500.

*Under full throttle, a Top Fuel dragster engine consumes 1 1/2 gallons of nitromethane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.

*A stock Dodge 426 Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive the dragster's supercharger.

*With 3000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition. Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle.

*At the stoichiometric 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture for nitromethane the flame front temperature measure 7050 degrees F.

*Nitromethane burns yellow. The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night if raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.

*Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each cylinder.

*Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After 1/2 way, the engine is dieseling from compression plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1400 degrees F. The engine can only be shut down by cutting the fuel flow.

*If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.

*In order to exceed 300 mph in 4.5 seconds, dragsters must accelerate at an average of over 4g's. In order to reach 200 mph well before half-track, the launch acceleration approaches 8G's.

*Dragsters reach over 300 mph before you have completed reading this sentence.

*Top Fuel engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light.

*Including the burnout, the engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load.

*The red-line is actually quite high at 9500 rpm.

*The bottom line: Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, and for once, NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimated $1,000 per second. The current Top Fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.441 seconds for the quarter mile (10/5/03, Tony Schumacher.) The top speed record is 333.00 mph (533 km/h) as measured over the last 66' of the run (9/28/03 Doug Kalitta.)

Putting all this into perspective:

You are riding the average $250,000 Honda Moto GP bike. Over a mile up the road, a Top Fuel dragster is staged and ready to launch down a quarter mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a flying start. You run the RC211V hard up through the gears and blast across the starting line and past the dragster at an honest 200 mph (293 ft/sec.) The "tree" goes green for both of you at that moment. The dragster launches and starts after you. You keep the throttle hard open, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that sears your eardrums and within 3 seconds the dragster catches and passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter mile away from where you just passed.

Think about it, from a standing start the dragster had spotted you 200 mph and not only caught, but nearly blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1320 foot long race course.

That folks, is acceleration!

9.1.04

The Many-Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics

According to this interpretation, whenever numerous viable possibilities exist, the world splits into many worlds, one world for each different possibility (in this context, the term "worlds" refers to what most people call "universes"). In each of these worlds, everything is identical, except for that one different choice; from that point on, they develop independently, and no communication is possible between them, so the people living in those worlds (and splitting along with them) may have no idea that this is going on.In this way, the world branches endlessly. What is "the present" to us, lies in the pasts of an uncountably huge number of different futures. Everything that can happen, does, somewhere.

5.1.04

say what?

These are some quotes I've collected over some time frame. Some are funny for reasons I forget, some are not, all are presented here.

me-sumabitch...wheres an eye flush station when you need one?

tucker max-put some liquor in me and you never know what’s going to come out

me-microwaves on firecrackers, wutta you talkin about?

mr-ihate stairs...if there we no more stairs, I'd be happy

me-mouse pads make excellent coasters

Tiger F18: got a problem with bunghole screwing or soemthing?

Tiger F18: i disturb myself soemtimes

me-time to nuke the muffin

me-this shizzy is liek, whoa

Jason McCain: man...I want some 10s...go big pimpin on the strip with dem bad boyz

Spaceman Spiff: It's good to corrupt the young
Travis Munday: and fun too

me:be bad...blame others, regret nothign

Travis Munday: if open your mouth enough times, your bound to be right eventually....

3.1.04

The Sport Trac Web Site

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of ciggarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

1.1.04

HNY

A big Happy New Years goes out to all the people of the land...What's my resolution? Don't have one, don't belive in 'em. You should strive to better yourself all the time, not make a promise once a year.