say what?

These are some quotes I've collected over some time frame. Some are funny for reasons I forget, some are not, all are presented here.

me-sumabitch...wheres an eye flush station when you need one?

tucker max-put some liquor in me and you never know what’s going to come out

me-microwaves on firecrackers, wutta you talkin about?

mr-ihate stairs...if there we no more stairs, I'd be happy

me-mouse pads make excellent coasters

Tiger F18: got a problem with bunghole screwing or soemthing?

Tiger F18: i disturb myself soemtimes

me-time to nuke the muffin

me-this shizzy is liek, whoa

Jason McCain: man...I want some 10s...go big pimpin on the strip with dem bad boyz

Spaceman Spiff: It's good to corrupt the young
Travis Munday: and fun too

me:be bad...blame others, regret nothign

Travis Munday: if open your mouth enough times, your bound to be right eventually....