if I could be invisible...

So whats cooler then being part of the Striper Fucker Club? Having you own active camaflouge of course. Now you too can parade around acting like your favorite video game hero. Just imagine the possibilites of having a parka that kinda makes you blend into background...only from certain angles of course....You could, like, I dunno, sneak into R-rated movies, or into the girls locker room, or any other of those boyhood fanatsies you had as, well, a boy. Just be sure you don't forget your retroreflective parka! Actaully, do check out the vids, they are pretty cool. Technology like this is very cool and has many useful applications. Kinda scary when things in video games and sciene fiction actually come to the real world....years ahead of schedule. Now where'd I put my invicibility Starman?