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Yes, I know I have been gone for a while...but at least I 'cum' bearing gifts. Please excuse the B-class porn pun. I couldn't help myself. I shall go bow my head in shame.

So waht on Earth have I been doing? Well, nothing exciting, sorry to say, just spending money on things I shouldn't, so what else is new? I bought Forza Motorsport and have been spending a bit of time on that...it's a nicely challenging game, espically online, that will suck hours of your life away in no time. I like to think I'm fairly good at it, a win rate of >35%, and a podium rate of >75%, with over 250 races to my credit. Am I the best? Certainly not, but I can hold my own on the track, that's for dang sure. I think I need to start curbing my cursing.

I also bought this huge 1:6 scale '54 Chevy at Wal-Mart (none of my workers are nearly as hot as the linked workers...although the customers are, and hotter), it's done up like Jesse James' real '54, has working 'hydros' and everything. It's actaully pretty fun to play with...that is unti I fucked it up. I shorted something out on the main circuit board and the little POS won't do anything now. I have, of course, modded that heck out of the thing. I've given it a two-tone paint job, made it lay body, suicided the doors, and given it a much larger motor. I'm really jonesin' for a gas powered motor for this thing...how damn cool would that be? Have the onboard battery for the 'hydros' alone. I also need add a drag plate for real sparking action. Me thinks I need to fix it first...I sense a new circuit board in my future. Damn me and my luck. Pics? Of course pics. And some more, and one more again. Revel in it's dragging coolness.

Also been working on a GTO guide...the new GTO that is. You can check out a stripped down, not-quite-ready-yet version here.

A birthday is coming up...nope not mine, that was two weeks ago (and still haven't bought a single beer....) but someone I really care about....although I don't think she knows it. I just love times like these, good times...good times.

For any Ranger owners out there, check out www.rangerscene.com. It's a new ranger site for all years and all varieties...it's not like the ones you're used to...you know, the overly moderated and stifiled ones. Vist, register, rinse, repeat, enjoy. And speaking of repeated enjoyment, don't forget to go here. Can I stop kissing ass now?