insipration from blamtards

Insipired by a post over at Rangerscene...

How to "Mod" an S-10 in 10 easy steps:

1. Pick up catalog and order parts.
2. When parts arrive, take lots of pics and post them online, not of them installed, just in the box.
3. Unbolt stock part.
4. Bolt in replacment part.
5. Take 50 pics and post online.
6. Brag to your online friends about your "pimp" ride.
7. Go cruising and see 3 more S-10 EXACTLY like your pimp ride parked at Wal*Mart.
8. Drive to Ford dealership and trade in S-10 for Ranger.
9. Take Ranger home and realize you can't mod it because you don't own a grinder or welder.
10. Sell Ranger and buy an S-10....the process continues....

How to mod a Ranger:

1. Pick up catalog, quickly realize that outside of grilles, mirrors, and gauges, you can't find anything.
2. Go online and search for parts.
3. Order parts and wait.
4. Get parts in, burn up grinder grinding off rivets on frame.
5. Have to go to Home Depot with no bed because you are out of welding wire.
6. Get flashburn.
7. Go crusing and laugh at the S-dimes.
8. Find local car show and enter.
9. Win 1st over 10 S-dimes and a hardbody with wheels (who got second).
10. Take home a hood bunny and get some, and be glad you don't drive a Chevy.