maybe if i sell my first born
Then I could have enough money.
I need money. About $30,000 worth. For what? For this. I want that. I want that bad. Real bad. Like a fly needs shit. Or a pimp his hoes. Or Paris Hilton with Greek cock. I'll take donations, and if you donate, I'll let you ride in it. In the back. In your driveway. For 10-seconds. Seriously.

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Wow, first borns are going for that much? I'm impressed! And I thought paying off all my college loans wasn't a possibility!
i never know the use of adobe shadow until i saw this post. thank you for this! this is very helpful. I want to sell my kidney
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