icky girls are icky

This just in:
Microwavable White Castle Cheeseburgers SUCK.
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I'm hungry and these 'burgers' SUCK.
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I think I'll stick to HotPockets and corn dogs.
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Foster Farm honey batter dipped chicken dogs kick ass.
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I never did get that whole "stop" thing...a by-gone
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Usage from a by-gone era. Thank the lord for the internet
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Cause telegrams suck.